Director:
Bradley
Parker
Year:
2012
Language:
English
Length:
1
hr 26 mins (86 minutes)
Staring:
Jonathan
Sadowski, Jesse McCartney, Olivia Dudley, Devin Kelley, Dimitri
Diatchenko, Nathan Phillips, Ingrid Berdal.
Plot:
Six
tourists hire an extreme tour guide who takes them on a tour of the
abandoned and well guarded city, Pripyat, the former home to the
workers of the Chernobyl nuclear reactor. After they break into the
city and begin their exploration, they soon discover that they are
not alone.
Review:
Meh.
To be honest it was a bit poo. It had a reeeeeally long beginning
that meant nothing. It was very 'American' in its style of be friends
with the people that you absolutely know are going to die! Whoo!
Aren't they funny? Aren't they cute? No they're ass holes.
The
Russian guy was cool. There was a bear in the house which was cool. (Insert meme about soviet russia and bear living in house here). The Australian was pointed out as a dirty, dirty thief which was LOOOOLLL.
The film was obvious and predictable all the way through. The zombies weren't scary. The shadows moving weren't done well at all. They looked like pink panther sneaking about. I half expected the music. Sucks the pretty brother died. I thought the blonde was Kristin Stewart in a wig her acting was so bad.
The
ending made the whole film worth while, however. It was phenomenal.
I'm not going to say what happened, you should watch the film to see
it. You will never expect it. It seems like the disgustingly cliché
ending you expect and then BAM Russians.
Also,
Jonathan Sadowski has beautiful blue eyes. He was my absolute
favourite in Chuck and the Shit my dad says was LULZ and then nothing
for ages. Good to see he is still in acting! And still beautiful! XD
Quotes:
'Paul:
have you heard of extreme tourism?'
Seriously, nobody said anything
interesting.
Overall
Rating: 2/5
