50 Shades of Grey

Director: Sam Taylor-Johnson

Year: 2015

Language: English

Length: 2 hrs 5 mins (125 minutes)

Staring: Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Jennifer Ehle, Rita Ora, Eloise Mumford, Victor Rasuk, Luke Grimes, Marcia Gay Harden.

Review: Well. I saw that. I will never get that time back ever again. She's whiney, he's weird and they're both dumb. At no point is this film romantic, sexy or special. At no point was I shocked, at no point was I entertained, and at no point was I believing in this couple.

That's literally all I have to say about this film.

I am an avid tumblr user so I have seen and read a LOT of porn, and this was worse than anything I've seen. I read the book and it read like bad fanfiction. You could tell in every dripping word. How did this get published? How did this get so big?

Women, if you want to watch porn watch porn. If you want to read porn read good porn. It's okay. You can do it you know. You don't have to be ashamed. Especially for having kinks.

But, this? Ladies, respect yourself.

Overall Rating: 1/5